little do you know

mangopresident:

me, a professor: the reason i didn’t grade your papers yet, for those of you who dont check my snap story, is because i was at a nicki concert 

geethejacketslut:

do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

biblicalfag:

When you accidentally fart in public 

robotsandfrippary:

Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink.  Your kid cuts their own hair.  Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog.  Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them.  That’s kids will be kids.

Your child calls other children homophobic, racist, or misogynistic slurs.  Your child steals or tells other children that they’re not allowed to play in certain areas.  Your kid punches their crush when that child doesn’t reciprocate their feelings.  That is NOT “kids will be kids” and you as the parent or teacher need to put a stop to it. 

toominator:

spookeys:

the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him